Ho ho ho! Get ready to sleigh your friends and family with these hilarious Christmas jokes! Perfect for spreading holiday cheer, these silly one-liners will have everyone from tiny elves to jolly old St. Nick rolling with laughter. So grab your jingle bells and let’s get cracking!
- Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’! - Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history! - What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you! - How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle! - What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!
- Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer win the lottery? He had the most buck!
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus! - How do Christmas trees stay fresh?
They use pine-sol! - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! - Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumbly! - What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws! - How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log! - What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph!
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed! - What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer! - How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
- What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! - Knock knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut open your presents until Christmas morning!
There you have it, folks! Twenty snow-tastic jokes to keep you laughing all through the holiday season. Remember, sharing is caring, so spread the joy and tell these jokes to everyone you meet. After all, ’tis the season to be jolly! Merry Christmas and happy joke-telling! 
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