Get ready to gobble up some laughter with these fun Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Perfect for sharing with your family and friends during the holiday feast. Let’s dive into this cornucopia of comedy!
Q: Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? A: Because it needed a filling!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A: A poultry-geist!
Q: What do you call a turkey wearing a turtleneck? A: Fully dressed!
Q: What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? A: Squash!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: What's a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play!
Q: What do you call a running turkey? A: Fast food!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? A: It had 24 carrots!
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? A: They saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? A: There was no thyme!
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like? A: Fowl weather!
Q: Why did the turkey join a band? A: Because it had the drumsticks!
Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: He was stuffed!
There you have it, folks! 15 jokes that are sure to make your Thanksgiving gathering extra special. Remember, laughter is the best seasoning for any meal, so don’t be afraid to share these jokes around the table. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your day be filled with gratitude, good food, and lots of giggles!
